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It’s been a year: An open letter to COVID-19

A letter to our common enemy.

Things to do while quarantined

It’s the end of the world. Or at the very least, the end of the world as we know it for the time being. With a two-week long spring break and a forthcoming semester riddled with uncertainty and the inability to return to campus, tensions are running high.

Horoscopes: March 10, 2020

You think you have the coronavirus and you’re probably right. Go to Student Health Services so you can get a free Gatorade before you get quarantined.

SATIRE: I got on one of those sorority buses, and it drove me straight to hell

Eventually the surrounding buildings and nature turned red, and the A/C stopped working on the bus. Newark hath become hell.

Week of March 03: Mosaic’s Weekly Playlist

Courtesy of Creative Commons/THE REVIEW Tune your ears to this week's playlist, courtesy of Mosaic. “Stoned Again” by King Krule...

Week of March 03: Mosaic’s Weekly Horoscopes

Doja Cat was probably right when she said, “Can’t trust a big butt and a Gemini.” Expect to be cut off soon.

02/24 Playlist of the Week

Courtesy of Creative Commons/THE REVIEW Tune in for this week's playlist. “The Way It Always Starts” by Mark Knopfler |...

02/24 Horoscopes: What’s in store for you?

You’ve been crying alone in bed for the past three weeks ever since your last break-up.

What is in the stars for you?

Life is rough. Why not make it better with cheap chocolate at Walgreens while it’s on sale from Valentine’s Day?

Green Issue Horoscopes: Week of Nov. 19, 2019

Switch to showing only one of your faces. You’re using up too much energy.

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