Andrew Kuczmarski/THE REVIEW Decision Days have come again, and with them, a multitude of seniors who wish they could go back in time. BY ALEXANDRA KA...
Biden voted Supreme Head of Universe
In Mosaic’s latest satire, Joe Biden’s recent campus visit gets a fantasy re-telling. BY ALEXANDRA KARLESSES SENIOR REPORTER Disclaimer: T...
Satire: Sorority girl googles ‘how to hold a conversation’
Jason R./THE REVIEW A (totally satirical) look at rush weekend. BY ALEXANDRA KARLESSES SENIOR REPORTER Note: The following is a work of satire. The au...
Girl in front row of lecture hall googles “yeast infection symptoms” as if no one can see her computer screen
BY NATALIE HAYTAYAN UNPAID INTERN Melissa Soysal/THE REVIEW Freshman Sarah Silver has reportedly Googled “yeast infection symptoms” while sitting in t...
Student Sues RateMyProfessors.com Over Inaccurate Chili Pepper Rating
BY JESSICA SELLE CHAUCER JUNIOR Melissa Soysal/THE REVIEW Freshman Coby Mann has caused a stir due to his lawsuit against the website www.ratemyprofes...
Boy Accidentally Remembers Mom at Party, Ruins Partying Mood
A normal Saturday night turned into a nightmare for sophomore Shane Tilly after he remembered his Mom at a party.
Man Solves Gas Prices By Asking “Why Doesn’t the Government Always Make Them This Low?”
Government officials everywhere are reassessing their approach to setting gas prices after local Newark resident, Timothy Fein, asked the question, “W...
Tour Guide Persuades Prospective Student to Attend by Lying About Everything
Tour guide Krista Reynolds resorted to slightly exaggerating the truth while leading a tour on April 30th, resulting in prospective student Richard Bu...
New Music Therapy Study Recommends Treating Teenage Depression With Neutral Milk Hotel
A new study conducted by the UD Cognitive Science department has concluded the lo-fi indie rock band Neutral Milk Hotel is a proven treatment for teen...
Student Educated Solely on Facebook Memes Ready to Drop Some Knowledge Bombs on Peers
As election season quickly approaches, sophomore Colin Fitz has begun to spend less time organizing his camouflage hat and gun collection and more ti...