Minji Kong/THE REVIEW Assanis won’t let go of “Delaware First.” BY CALEB OWENS PRESIDENTIAL MANSION CORRESPONDENT Nearly three weeks...
Satire: “Broke” student asks parents for money, spends it at bars
Creative Commons Need drinking money? Ask your parents. BY KATHERINE NAILS ASSISTANT MOSAIC EDITOR With Thanksgiving break fast approaching, students’...
Satire: Assanis pouts after ranking drop
Courtesy of Stony Brook University Assanis whines about the university’s rank dropping. BY CALEB OWENS Presidential Mansion Correspondent President De...
Satire: Assanis reveals plans for imperial conquest
RANDI HOMOLA/THE REVIEW Assanis builds up his empire with his renovated Death Star. BY CALEB OWENS PRESIDENTIAL MANSION CORRESPONDENT According to Pre...
Satire: Summer renovations to presidential mansion include Biden Institute viewing balcony
photo by Xander Opiyo/THE REVIEW Biden fever continues this year with Assanis’ new mansion renovations. BY CALEB OWENS PRESIDENTIAL MANSION CORR...
Satire: Senior bribes high school student for acceptance letter on Decision Day
Andrew Kuczmarski/THE REVIEW Decision Days have come again, and with them, a multitude of seniors who wish they could go back in time. BY ALEXANDRA KA...
Biden voted Supreme Head of Universe
In Mosaic’s latest satire, Joe Biden’s recent campus visit gets a fantasy re-telling. BY ALEXANDRA KARLESSES SENIOR REPORTER Disclaimer: T...
Satire: Student Health saves life by prescribing Gatorade
Gatorade image courtesy of Gatorade; emoji courtesy of Apple Have a cold? Drink Gatorade! Stomach flu? Gatorade! Bubonic plague? Gatorade! BY CALEB OW...
Satire: Manager at Santa Fe who expects day off on St. Paddy’s Day ends up working overtime
Lorraine Cook/THE REVIEW St. Paddy’s Day can be celebrated anywhere…even a Mexican restaurant. BY ALEXANDRA KARLESSES SENIOR REPORTER The ...
Mosaic Satire: 10 things that take less time than Two-Factor Authentication
Unknown/THE REVIEW What’s faster than two-factor authentication? Pretty much everything. BY LISA RYAN MANAGING MOSAIC EDITOR Two-factor authentication...