Category: Satire
Satire: Superfan goes to great lengths to not spoil “Avengers: Endgame”
I have taken every precaution to ensure that my first viewing of “Endgame” has complete and utter virginity. There will be no spoilers. It is ...
SATIRE: At 1,743’rd mention in 2019, Francis Alison resurrected from the dead
Rev. Francis Alison, the university's claimed founder, was resurrected from the dead this weekend.
SATIRE: Study shows that we should stop trusting studies
A recent poll has shown that Americans shouldn’t be so quick to believe other polls.
Satire: Family of five gets fined for having a super party
Before Jessica was even able to blow out the candles, Newark Police came bursting through the door.
Satire: Joe Biden announces he is running
For the past year, former Vice President Joe Biden has been rumored to be considering a run for the 2020 presidency.
SATIRE: I tried every piece of gum on Main Street so you don’t have to
I’ll say it. I hate cinnamon gum. Who doesn’t?
Album review: Kidz Bop 38? More like “Modern Masterpiece”
I was entranced by the eerie shouts and high-pitched wails that the album featured.
Satire: Parents and Family Weekend preparedness: precautionary measures for impending catastrophe
Some university students provided their preparation plans to ensure safety before the storm strikes.
Seek, and ye shall not be found: Five places to hide when you and a couple of beers are the only witnesses to sexual assault
We at The Review have not given up hope that there are plenty of scarcely-trafficked hiding places in Delaware.
Satire: Assanis fails to realize that Delaware First festival ended three weeks ago
//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Minji Kong/THE REVIEW Assanis won't let go of "Delaware First." BY CALEB OWENS PRESIDENTIAL MANSION CORRESPONDENT Nearly three weeks after the launch of the ...