Category: Satire

Satire: Sorority girl googles ‘how to hold a conversation’

Satire: Sorority girl googles ‘how to hold a conversation’

Mosaic- February 14, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Jason R./THE REVIEW A (totally satirical) look at rush weekend. BY ALEXANDRA KARLESSES SENIOR REPORTER Note: The following is a work of satire. The ...

Mosaic Satire: Avoiding Clowns

Mosaic Satire: Avoiding Clowns

Mosaic- October 11, 2016

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Emily Brymer/THE REVIEW Scared of clowns? We can help. BY MOSAIC STAFF The red-nosed, rainbow-haired terrors that have been lurking in various towns out ...

Girl in front row of lecture hall googles “yeast infection symptoms” as if no one can see her computer screen

Girl in front row of lecture hall googles “yeast infection symptoms” as if no one can see her computer screen

Satire- September 26, 2016

BY NATALIE HAYTAYAN UNPAID INTERN //embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.jsMelissa Soysal/THE REVIEW Freshman Sarah Silver has reportedly Googled “yeast infection symptoms” while sitting in the front row of her ...

Student Sues RateMyProfessors.com Over Inaccurate Chili Pepper Rating

Student Sues RateMyProfessors.com Over Inaccurate Chili Pepper Rating

Satire- September 21, 2016

BY JESSICA SELLE CHAUCER JUNIOR //embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Melissa Soysal/THE REVIEW Freshman Coby Mann has caused a stir due to his lawsuit against the website www.ratemyprofessors.com. He ...

Mosaic Satire: A guide to perfect etiquette

Mosaic Satire: A guide to perfect etiquette

Arts and Entertainment- September 20, 2016

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Lorraine Cook/THE REVIEW Shoving your face with food and spending mass amounts of time staring at your phone is proper etiquette in today's society, ...

Mosaic Satire: Rest in Peace A Pizza

Mosaic Satire: Rest in Peace A Pizza

Arts and Entertainment- September 13, 2016

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Emily Brymer/THE REVIEW Farewell to Peace of Pizza, and farewell to the memories we’ve made a delicious meals we’ve eaten there. BY GRACE MCKENNA ...

Mosaic Satire: The art of making friends

Mosaic Satire: The art of making friends

Arts and Entertainment- September 6, 2016

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Lorraine Cook/THE REVIEW We know how to make friends. Rule #1: be totally anti-social. BY GRACE MCKENNA SENIOR REPORTER First-time freshmen often become overwhelmed ...

Boy Accidentally Remembers Mom at Party, Ruins Partying Mood

Boy Accidentally Remembers Mom at Party, Ruins Partying Mood

Satire- May 17, 2016

A normal Saturday night turned into a nightmare for sophomore Shane Tilly after he remembered his Mom at a party.

Man Solves Gas Prices By Asking “Why Doesn’t the Government Always Make Them This Low?”

Man Solves Gas Prices By Asking “Why Doesn’t the Government Always Make Them This Low?”

Satire- May 17, 2016

Government officials everywhere are reassessing their approach to setting gas prices after local Newark resident, Timothy Fein, asked the question, “Why doesn’t the government always ...

Tour Guide Persuades Prospective Student to Attend by Lying About Everything

Tour Guide Persuades Prospective Student to Attend by Lying About Everything

Satire- May 17, 2016

Tour guide Krista Reynolds resorted to slightly exaggerating the truth while leading a tour on April 30th, resulting in prospective student Richard Burns putting down ...