Category: Satire

New Music Therapy Study Recommends Treating Teenage Depression With Neutral Milk Hotel

New Music Therapy Study Recommends Treating Teenage Depression With Neutral Milk Hotel

Satire- April 25, 2016

A new study conducted by the UD Cognitive Science department has concluded the lo-fi indie rock band Neutral Milk Hotel is a proven treatment for ...

Student Educated Solely on Facebook Memes Ready to Drop Some Knowledge Bombs on Peers

Student Educated Solely on Facebook Memes Ready to Drop Some Knowledge Bombs on Peers

Satire- April 25, 2016

As election season quickly approaches, sophomore Colin Fitz has begun to spend less time organizing his camouflage hat and gun collection and more time eagerly ...

Black Students Bringing Along White Friend Just in Case

Black Students Bringing Along White Friend Just in Case

Satire- April 25, 2016

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.jsTHE REVIEWGrowing concerns for black students' safety sees many students bringing one white friend along, just in case. BY NATALIE HAYTAYAN CRAZY CAT LADY WITH ...

Senior’s Emo Period in High School Tragically Not a Phase

Senior’s Emo Period in High School Tragically Not a Phase

Satire- April 12, 2016

Senior Alec Maloney retains his identity as a self proclaimed, “emo dude,” disappointing friends and family by proving it to not be a phase.

Professor Asks Only Black Student in Class How He Feels About Professors Asking Only Black Student in Class

Professor Asks Only Black Student in Class How He Feels About Professors Asking Only Black Student in Class

Satire- April 5, 2016

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.jsThe Review/THE REVIEWIt was here that Miller told the class of white people he was cool with being in a class of white people. BY ...

Honeygrow Becomes Hottest New Spot to Watch Construction Being Delayed

Honeygrow Becomes Hottest New Spot to Watch Construction Being Delayed

Satire- April 5, 2016

Honeygrow has had a very successful grand opening three times in a row. First, in Spring 2015, then Fall 2015 and then in Fall 2016, ...

The Re-Review: Freshman’s Dad Rubs Mom’s Shoulders While Roommate Watches Uncomfortably

The Re-Review: Freshman’s Dad Rubs Mom’s Shoulders While Roommate Watches Uncomfortably

Satire- March 10, 2016

On Friday, Freshman Richard Lewis got changed for his a capella concert in his dorm room while his parents and roommate waited outside. It was ...

The Re-Review: Girl Dating Single Boy

The Re-Review: Girl Dating Single Boy

Satire- March 10, 2016

Sophomore Kasey Reynolds is in an exclusive relationship with single male Dustin Thomas. Reynolds reports that she is both emotionally and physically committed to Thomas, ...

The Re-Review: Guy Picks His Nose Without Anybody Noticing In Lecture Hall, He Thinks

The Re-Review: Guy Picks His Nose Without Anybody Noticing In Lecture Hall, He Thinks

Satire- March 10, 2016

Senior Tom Fischer had to pick his nose in lecture last Monday, but there was a problem: he didn’t want anybody to actually know he ...

The Re-Review: Two Most Awkward People on Campus Spend 50 Minutes Trying To Pass Each Other on The Green

The Re-Review: Two Most Awkward People on Campus Spend 50 Minutes Trying To Pass Each Other on The Green

Satire- March 10, 2016

The two most awkward students on campus were walking to class last Tuesday and instead of passing right past each other, they did that thing ...