Category: Satire

Satire: Parents and Family Weekend preparedness: precautionary measures for impending catastrophe

Satire: Parents and Family Weekend preparedness: precautionary measures for impending catastrophe

Mosaic- October 15, 2018

Some university students provided their preparation plans to ensure safety before the storm strikes.

Seek, and ye shall not be found: Five places to hide when you and a couple of beers are the only witnesses to sexual assault

Seek, and ye shall not be found: Five places to hide when you and a couple of beers are the only witnesses to sexual assault

Mosaic- October 8, 2018

We at The Review have not given up hope that there are plenty of scarcely-trafficked hiding places in Delaware.

Satire: Assanis fails to realize that Delaware First festival ended three weeks ago

Satire: Assanis fails to realize that Delaware First festival ended three weeks ago

Mosaic- November 28, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Minji Kong/THE REVIEW Assanis won't let go of "Delaware First." BY CALEB OWENS PRESIDENTIAL MANSION CORRESPONDENT Nearly three weeks after the launch of the ...

Satire: “Broke” student asks parents for money, spends it at bars

Satire: “Broke” student asks parents for money, spends it at bars

Mosaic- November 7, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Creative Commons Need drinking money? Ask your parents. BY KATHERINE NAILS ASSISTANT MOSAIC EDITOR With Thanksgiving break fast approaching, students’ bank accounts are starting ...

Satire: Assanis pouts after ranking drop

Satire: Assanis pouts after ranking drop

Mosaic- September 19, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Courtesy of Stony Brook University Assanis whines about the university’s rank dropping. BY CALEB OWENS Presidential Mansion Correspondent President Dennis Assanis has been pouting ...

Satire: Assanis reveals plans for imperial conquest

Satire: Assanis reveals plans for imperial conquest

Mosaic- September 12, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js RANDI HOMOLA/THE REVIEW Assanis builds up his empire with his renovated Death Star. BY CALEB OWENS PRESIDENTIAL MANSION CORRESPONDENT According to President Dennis Assanis, ...

Satire: Summer renovations to presidential mansion include Biden Institute viewing balcony

Satire: Summer renovations to presidential mansion include Biden Institute viewing balcony

Mosaic- September 5, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js photo by Xander Opiyo/THE REVIEW Biden fever continues this year with Assanis' new mansion renovations. BY CALEB OWENS PRESIDENTIAL MANSION CORRESPONDANT The presidential mansion ...

Satire: Senior bribes high school student for acceptance letter on Decision Day

Satire: Senior bribes high school student for acceptance letter on Decision Day

Mosaic- April 18, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Andrew Kuczmarski/THE REVIEW Decision Days have come again, and with them, a multitude of seniors who wish they could go back in time. BY ...

Biden voted Supreme Head of Universe

Biden voted Supreme Head of Universe

Arts and Entertainment- April 11, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js In Mosaic's latest satire, Joe Biden's recent campus visit gets a fantasy re-telling. BY ALEXANDRA KARLESSES SENIOR REPORTER Disclaimer: This is a work of ...

Satire: Student Health saves life by prescribing Gatorade

Satire: Student Health saves life by prescribing Gatorade

Mosaic- April 4, 2017

//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js Gatorade image courtesy of Gatorade; emoji courtesy of Apple Have a cold? Drink Gatorade! Stomach flu? Gatorade! Bubonic plague? Gatorade! BY CALEB OWENS SENIOR ...