Category: Satire

From the belly of the administrative beast: It’s getting worse

From the belly of the administrative beast: It’s getting worse

Arts and Entertainment- December 2, 2020

Managing Mosaic Editor Danny Zang's housing assignment in the humble abode of university president Dennis Assanis grows ever more stressful. Read More

Local sports editor goes 5-for-5, hoping to rally comeback efforts against lanternflies

Local sports editor goes 5-for-5, hoping to rally comeback efforts against lanternflies

Mosaic- October 9, 2020

The humans are losing ground to the invasive spotted lanternflies, but a late game victory may turn the tide. Read More

Turning my humble Cincinnati condo into UD’s campus

Turning my humble Cincinnati condo into UD’s campus

Mosaic- October 7, 2020

Still feeling homesick for campus? We are too. Check out these certified Fightin' Blue Hen tips and tricks for creating your very own campus atmosphere. Read More

Satire: Fletcher Hopkins, third grader, creates university’s COVID-19 dashboard

Satire: Fletcher Hopkins, third grader, creates university’s COVID-19 dashboard

Arts and Entertainment- September 22, 2020

University administration encouraged Hopkins to create the COVID-19 dashboard using a sheet of wide-ruled paper and a crayon, of which they would then take a ... Read More

30 things to do instead of going to a party

30 things to do instead of going to a party

Mosaic- September 19, 2020

Here are some alternatives to partying as the COVID-impacted fall semester gets underway. Read More

(Satire) Best Valentine’s Day dates in Newark

(Satire) Best Valentine’s Day dates in Newark

Mosaic- February 13, 2020

No matter what date night experience you choose this Valentine’s Day, remember this: the only real V-day winners are the ones who make it to ... Read More

Sofa King, an investigation

Sofa King, an investigation

Mosaic- September 29, 2019

Senior Reporter Evan Tridone sets out to find who this elusive “sofa king” is. Tridone concludes that the “Sofa King” is a figure lost to ... Read More

[Satire] University announces Christiana Towers as new freshman housing, set to reopen 2021

[Satire] University announces Christiana Towers as new freshman housing, set to reopen 2021

Mosaic- September 9, 2019

In what seems like an unexpected turn of events, university Residence Life & Housing (RLH) has announced the upcoming reopening of the Christiana Towers. Read More