Category: Satire
From the belly of the administrative beast: It’s getting worse
Managing Mosaic Editor Danny Zang's housing assignment in the humble abode of university president Dennis Assanis grows ever more stressful. Read More
Local sports editor goes 5-for-5, hoping to rally comeback efforts against lanternflies
The humans are losing ground to the invasive spotted lanternflies, but a late game victory may turn the tide. Read More
Turning my humble Cincinnati condo into UD’s campus
Still feeling homesick for campus? We are too. Check out these certified Fightin' Blue Hen tips and tricks for creating your very own campus atmosphere. Read More
Satire: Fletcher Hopkins, third grader, creates university’s COVID-19 dashboard
University administration encouraged Hopkins to create the COVID-19 dashboard using a sheet of wide-ruled paper and a crayon, of which they would then take a ... Read More
30 things to do instead of going to a party
Here are some alternatives to partying as the COVID-impacted fall semester gets underway. Read More
From the belly of the administrative beast: My housing assignment in Dennis Assanis’s home
Limited on-campus housing leads to an uncomfortable stay at Dennis Assanis' house. Read More
(Satire) Best Valentine’s Day dates in Newark
No matter what date night experience you choose this Valentine’s Day, remember this: the only real V-day winners are the ones who make it to ... Read More
Sofa King, an investigation
Senior Reporter Evan Tridone sets out to find who this elusive “sofa king” is. Tridone concludes that the “Sofa King” is a figure lost to ... Read More
Satire: BREAKING — Innocent student becomes first victim of new backless Scrounge chairs
“He was only a figure of innocence,” Kong said. Read More
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[Satire] University announces Christiana Towers as new freshman housing, set to reopen 2021
In what seems like an unexpected turn of events, university Residence Life & Housing (RLH) has announced the upcoming reopening of the Christiana Towers. Read More